Would You Risk it For a Crunchie Biscuit?...No not really.

I have a small friend, she likes her crunchies...this I can understand. I love Crunchies, the honey combed centre, the chocolate top, the way it break and sticks to your teeth so you can still taste it when you have finished it, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

But I wouldn't risk myself for it, i took for a joke my friends crunchie and waved it around as all friends do, and she got annoyed, I may be in the wrong for taking it in the first place granted. So I went to throw it to her boyfriend, throwing it over arm...and what happens, on this could happen to me, it got stuck on a bar on the cieling, not that high up, if you stood on a chair or table then jumped a little you could just about reach it.

Now the chocolate shit got real, she got really annoyed and i laughed a little, which was a bit mean seeing as I just threw something and got it stcuk that she payed for, so i offered to buy her another one since i felt bad. But she stilll got annoyed and walked off. So everyone got annoyed at me and said stand on a chair, throw something at it, stand on a table and then jump for it.

WHY? I could easily harm myself, what if the chair moved as i jumped and i landed akwardly, or it moved forward as I was about to jump and i fell flat on my face? So no, i ignored them all and bought her a new one. Gave it to her, didn't say thanks, and she i still annoyed at me. Yes it was stupid, i apologised, bought her a new one but nope. My friends are like 'Why why why' as if they themselves have never teased their friends. It aggravates me that people can be such hipocrites...

Would you risk it for a crunchie biscuit?

'We're Jammin' The question, or the answer? ...Actually it's neither.

So...yesterday Morning i woke up late. College starts at 8 50 and i set my alarm fro 7:20. So me and my twin brother would have had PLENTY of time to get up and shower and leave...no.

I hear my alarm go off and think 'another 5 mins'...i never did get that 5 minutes. Instead I got an hour and twenty minutes. Yup, i woke up at 8:40 and I had to be in college at 8 FIFTY. So my mum was naturally, well in lamens terms, pissed off because she to just woke up, and now had to drive me and luke to college.

As soon as we left the house, i walked up to my mums and car and when i closed the door, i closed in the atmosphere. My goodness gracious if i had a bow and arrow i could have put a hole in that damned atmosphere. My Mum was pissed off at me and luke, luke was pissed off at me for making him late. So the silence was at the max, it couldn't get anyway worse...and it didn't, it could only really get funnier. For me anyway.

My mum put on the radio to distract herself from the murder of me and luke that was her thoughts, and what should happen to come on? 'Bob Marley's ' were jammin. The irony was that this jamming song is being played in an atmosphere this tense, It nearly made me smirk and chuckle, if luke saw me laugh i would have been punched, if mum saw me laugh she would have pushed me out a moving vehicle.

I like that I look on the bright side of things, sure yesterday morning was annoying and frustrating, but its good to know you can find something funny in situations such as that one.

Everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice, Jammin' till the jam is through.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY THAT YOU FINALLY HAVE ANOTHER SHAG SO THAT YOU CAN STOP BEING SO UP TIGHT AND UP YOUR ARSE!!!! >.<