Hell To The Busdriver Busdriver Busdriver, Hell To The Busdriver Man

Well it's in the title really, left my house today with plenty of time to get to my college. Got my Ipod out, listening to a cheeky bit of Meat Loaf 'Dead Ringer for Love', and having a gay ol' time. Then more songs and more songs are playing, I'm now starting to wonder where the bus is after 10 minutes. Look at my phone clock (note to self: get a new watch) and find its now 8:25, and I start college at 8:50.

Well, as you can imagine, I'm starting to worry and think that I am gonna be late since traffic has been bad in Sidcup and I really just wanted to get to college. Not even Glee's version of Aerosmith's classic 'Dream On' could cheer me up...that's when it got serious.

Let me make this more clearer.

8:30 - I AM GOING TO BE LATE

8:35 - WHERE THE HELL IS THE BLOODY BUS!

8:40 - well, no point worrying, I am going to be late.

WELL PEOPLE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! At 8:50 exactly, as if someone up there KNEW what time i started, two, that's right TWO 286's decided to come right at the same time. Well, you can imagine my frustration and the irony of wanting a bus and having two of the same come at the same time. I hopped on a bus, keeping to my anger whilst listening to WILL.I.AM's 'Heartbreaker', until i get to the top of Halfway street in Sidcup. That's when this shit got real. I was stuck in traffic for 25 minutes, 10 of those minutes on the same spot. They seem to have a constant need for road services up in Sidcup because that's what is causing all this un-needed traffic. It's been like that for a year and a half now. They finish, leave for a good month, then come back again, three time they have been there! Unless they are trying to find Middle Earth now they have NO NEED TO BE THERE!

To conclude my story viewers, I was 30 minutes late to my lesson, and so I, as you would imagine, was not allowed in. No form of miracle was performed at my catholic college.

So here I am, writing in my college Libary, telling you my sad sad story of a wednesday morning.

Hell To The Busdriver, Busdriver Man!